Will the real David Bradley please stand up?
May 25th, 2010 by David Bradley >> 4 Comments
I sometimes wonder whether I am the real David Bradley after all…I mean lots of people ego surf, don’t they and find their alter egos? Job hunter Alec Brownstein proved the point when he recently exploited this fact to get himself a job in the advertising industry by posting Google Adwords that pointed to the names of the creative directors at the big companies.
When I first searched for my own name online back in the day, there were few of my namesakes to find as there were few of anyone’s names on the net. But, I have ego surfed more recently and was shocked to find that not only do I have a namesake in a tractor company, a professional photographer, but a gay porn star. Of course, as a blogaddict, I couldn’t do anything else but blog about my findings here.
However, one doesn’t have to ego surf to discover that other people share one’s name. I get so many misdirected emails where the sender has missed out a number from the end of the username before the @ sign. Somehow, a Los Angeles Lexus show room thinks I ordered a car from them, recently. Sadly, I’m not quite in the market for a Lexus and LA is a little far to go for vehicle servicing, anyway. Another correspondent was convinced that I’d placed an order for something unmentionable, it may have been nothing more than a guide spam email, but it seemed to have a genuine shipping address for another David Bradley with a quite odd fetish…
Most worryingly, is that I discovered another namesake in the village in which I live when I started getting confirmations for bookings at a rather swanky hotel in Scotland. I’d have loved to have taken the room, but was busy that weekend, so I forwarded the email to my village namesake and asked him to check the settings in his email program. Turns out he had set it up wrong and forgotten the trailing number associated with his username.
I almost got a freelance job recently, when a commissioning editor from a major publishing house contacted me offering work in a field almost related to science and technology writing. They suggested that my expertise fit their requirements perfectly and that I’d been recommended by their senior colleague Mary X. Well, I do know someone of that name, but not at that publisher, and when the contact provided more details of the job it became immediately obvious that I was not the David Bradley they were after. Unfortunate, really as rate of pay for the job would have been almost good enough to make that trip to the LA Lexus showroom more worthwhile.

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Renato // May 25, 2010 at 12:35 pm
I enjoyed very much this funny post, David.
Back to my university days, two friend Physics professors of mine had very similar names but didn’t know one another.
One day, one of them received an invitation letter to spend 2 months doing research in some USA university, airflight tickets included.
Only when he arrived there he and his inviter realized that a mistake happened when the University postoffice forwarded him the letter instead of to his namesake.
They worked together anyway and after returning he decided to investigate the happening.
He succeeded finding him and he and his namesake became friends afterall, enjoying since this day the private joke of always greeting each other with the exactly same name.
David Bradley // May 25, 2010 at 1:28 pm
That’s a great story Renato…perhaps you could tell me more offsite via email, I’d love to know who the guys were and what the stay-at-home Prof felt about not going on that free trip!
david winter // May 26, 2010 at 2:48 am
Ha,
It seems I beat quite a few of the world’s David Winters to the gmail account with that name. So far this year I’ve been to beers after work in Colorado and a Houston Astro’s game, been offered the use of a car park in a South African school and needed to update my details for field trip as part of a course a Taiwanese university. All without leaving New Zealand…
David Bradley // May 26, 2010 at 6:55 am
@David LOL! Yeah, that’s the problem with being an early adopter on webmail systems. The number after your name would protect you from errant correspondence and limit the spam.