I love spam, don’t you? Comment spam especially, it’s not that it’s a total pain in the neck, is it? Here’s one that some idiot tried to post just today presumably with the aim of getting their cr*ppy little Rx website some free advertising.

“Just about every drug has some contraindications, perhaps Viagra, which is apparently very, superior remedy for impotence problems. Men happy to take him backside…”

WTF? It goes on:

“Men struggling with cardiovascular disease, any history of soul attacks and shots, are not able to make normal sexual activity.”

Soul attacks, I wonder whether that’s a translation from some foreign tongue for clinical depression. Sounds like a great name for a death metal band to me.

Next bit:

“Viagra, after expanding the complete cavernous, allowing similar to kayak down the blood straight into them, that might charge the circulatory program.”

Knowing the mode of action, I can almost imagine what they’re trying to say here, something about the corpus cavernosum of the penis. The comment goes on to offer some advice talking to your doctor before using the drug, which was nice of the spammer. Needless to say, I flagged it as spam and blacklisted their IP address.