How to Get Nothing Done如何讓沒有做

First step, forget to set your alarm for an early morning start after a boozy weekday night before.第一步，別忘了要設置您的警鐘清晨開始後， boozy平日的前一天晚上。 That way you will wake nice and late and be ready to face the world of snoozing for another half an hour waiting for someone to bring you a strong coffee in bed.這樣你會後，尼斯和晚期，並隨時準備面對的世界snoozing另一半小時，等待有人為您帶來強烈的咖啡在床上。

Next, realize that no one is going to bring you that strong black coffee, so slowly ease yourself out of bed, take a quick bathroom break and head for the kitchen.其次，認識到沒有人去為你帶來強勁的黑咖啡，所以慢慢緩解自己走出床，採取快速突破浴室和頭部為廚房。 Decide that freshly ground, and nothing else will do, in fact if we are going to make it work really well, freshly roasted and then freshly ground beans will work best for our purposes.決定指出，新鮮的地面，沒有別人會做，事實上，如果我們要使它的工作真的好，鮮烤，然後鮮豆，將地面的工作最適合我們的目的。

While the coffee is brewing, take a refreshing shower.而咖啡是醞釀，採取清新的淋浴間。 No time like the present and it will clear your head just in time for that first coffee.任何時候一樣，目前並會清楚你的頭上只是在時間為，第一咖啡。

Oh, paper has arrived, better delve into the day’s news (although of course, it’s yesterday’s news by default) but at least you will be almost on the ball when it comes to settling down for a hard day’s work.哦，文件已經抵達，更好地進去，深不天的新聞（雖然當然，這是昨天記者在默認情況下） ，但至少你將幾乎對球當談到穩定下來，為辛苦一天'的工作。

Paper and coffee finished, quick time check, 10:15am.紙張和咖啡完成後，快速的時間檢查，上午10點15分。 Perfect time, well after the rush hour traffic has gone to take some exercise.完美的時間，以及後，尖峰時段的交通已經採取了一些演習。 Joggers on, and we’re off, ah wait, almost forgot the dog, back to the house, feed the dog, joggers back on, out the door again and we’re off. joggers上，我們正在起飛，等待啊，幾乎忘了狗，回到眾議院，飼料，狗， joggers回對，大門再次，我們正在起飛。 Couple of miles ought to do it…兩英里應該這樣做…

Back home.回家鄉。 Dog dried off after stinky dip in local waterway.狗幹起飛後，臭浸在當地的航道。 A second shower.第二個淋浴。 Finally, you’re heading for that desk.最後，您的標題為服務台。

Booting up.開機了。 Uhoh, forgot to do the weekly backup last night, better set that going, which usually takes half and hour and winds up the CPU so tight that there really is no point even trying to check emails while it’s going on. uhoh ，忘了這樣做的每週備份昨晚，更好地集去，這通常需要半小時，並和風力的CPU ，使緊張，有真的是沒有意思，甚至試圖檢查電子郵件，而它的事情。 Time for a second coffee and maybe some post-jog breakfast.時間為1秒咖啡和或許有些後慢跑早餐。

Right.右邊。 Back to the desk.回到案頭。 Damn, backup stalled, must be a virus.可惡，備份停滯不前，必須有一個病毒。 Check out antivirus reviews then run the old out of date freebie that arrived on a DVD-ROM with Computer Abuser magazine months ago regardless.檢查防毒評語，然後運行舊的不合時宜freebie抵達對DVD光碟與電腦雜誌施虐者個月前，不管。 Seems to be nothing awry.似乎沒有什麼awry 。 So, set the backup in motion again.因此，設置備份在議案再次。 Check on the dog.檢查對狗。

Finally, back at the desk 11:52am, almost time for lunch.最後，回到在服務台上午11時52分，差不多的時間吃午飯。 Once again, it’s not worth starting anything too heavy at this point.再次，這是不值得的出發什麼太重，在這一點上。 Try checking emails and scan嘗試檢查電子郵件和掃描 Digg digg ’s Top Story plugin Google sidebar. ' s最高的故事插件Google側欄。 Downloading slowly today, poor connection, might be worth trying下載慢慢今天，窮人的方面，可能是值得嘗試 OpenDNS opendns again and see if it works properly this time to speed up your connection a bit.再次，看看是否正常運作，這個時候加快您的連接一點。 Logged into the router, added the settings.登錄到路由器，補充設置。 Router has to be rebooted, as does the PC, twice.路由器要重新開機一樣，在PC ，兩次。

OpenDNS opendns still not working and worse still the computer’s dropped its internet connection too, not OpenDNS fault, looks like the network card settings are also wrong.仍然沒有工作和差仍是電腦的下降，其網際網路連線太多，而不是opendns故障，看起來像網路卡的設置也將是錯誤的。 Wife returns home from active, busy, and fulfilling morning.妻子返回家中從積極的，忙碌，充實的上午。 Runs to check email on her machine, discovers cannot download at all.運行檢查電子郵件對她的機器，發現無法下載所有。 Delegates repairs to you.代表修理你。

Eventually get wife’s email to download, but she’s already been and gone.最終得到妻子的電子郵件下載，但她的已經和消失。 Hunger pangs pounce, realize it’s well after 2pm and still not had any lunch, back to the kitchen, rustle up a quick sandwich.飢餓的陣痛突襲，實現它的好後，下午二時仍未有任何午餐，回到廚房， rustle了一個快速夾心。 Quick training session with the dog and then back to the desk.快速培訓會議與狗，然後回到案頭。

Connection working now, OpenDNS seems to have speeded up that connection very well, type in domain.cmo by mistake automatically fixes it to .com, neat.連接工作，現在opendns似乎已加快了這方面非常好，類型在domain.cmo錯誤自動修復它。 com上，整齊。 Okay, downloading dozens of emails, scan spam folder (132 messages) just in case there is one that is not about appendage enlargement from a compromised, overweight banker in Nigeria.好吧，下載幾十個電子郵件，掃描垃圾郵件文件夾（ 132郵件）中，以防萬一有一個是不約附庸擴大從一個妥協，超重銀行家在尼日利亞。 Nope nothing there but garbage. nope無關，但有垃圾。

But, there is one email from a blog fan asking how to become a blogger.但是，有一個電子郵件從博客範問如何成為一個Blogger 。 Better take a few moments to reply in detail you never know when the up and coming blogger could be your next commissioning editor.更好地抽出幾分鐘時間在答复中詳細你永遠不知道何時和未來的Blogger可能是您的未來委託編輯器。 Double check email, spell check, send.雙重檢查電子郵件，拼寫檢查，發送。 Uh-oh, forgot to add promised attachment.嗯，哦，忘了補充承諾的附件。 Re-open message, add attachment, re-send.重新開放的訊息，添加附件，重新發送。 Attachment too big, bounces back.實習過大，反彈。 Open original file editor and attempt to compress, got attachment down to just half a megabyte, send it again with apology to up and coming commissioning editor (who is still at college you realize after re-reading their email).開放的原始檔案編輯器，並企圖壓縮，得到實習下降到只有0.5兆字節，它傳送再次道歉和未來委託編輯器（誰是仍處於學院你實現後，重新讀他們的電子郵件） 。

Absolutely worn out from all this effort, need a break.絕對破舊從所有這方面的努力，需要休息。 Twitter twitter about what you’ve been up to, just to chill out, and check on that Digg sidebar again, oh and wait a minute haven’t hit Stumble toolbar for a while, hey what an amazing panorama of the lakeside skyline.什麼你已經成立，只是冷，並檢查認為， digg工具欄再次，哦，等待一分鐘，沒有擊中蹣跚工具欄了一會兒，嘿什麼了不起的全景在湖邊的天際線。

Oh, better check the old blog comment queue, just in case there is some activity.哦，更好地檢查舊博客評論隊列，以防萬一有一些活動。 Nope, just one single comment awaiting moderation: “really am lining your website, mor e and better thanks NDgfggff,” it says. nope ，只要一個單一的評論，等待溫和： “真的很襯砌您的網站上，鐵道部E和更好的感謝ndgfggff ， ”它說。 Hmmm. hmmm 。 Spam垃圾郵件 anyway, mark it as spam then check無論如何，馬克它當作垃圾郵件，然後檢查 Akismet folder for the rest of the comment spam akismet文件夾其餘的垃圾評論 . 。 148! 148 ！ Bah!杜巴！ Quickly scan them page after page, find no false positives, “Delete All”.快速掃描他們的網頁後，網頁上，找到沒有假陽性， “全部刪除” 。

Of course, all this comment spam, must be due to increased traffic, so take a look at web stats, login to control panel with old password, have to delete cache and refresh browser twice to get back to the login screen, finally open stats, click update.當然，這一切垃圾評論，必須是由於增加的交通量，所以考慮一下網站統計，登錄到控制面板與舊密碼，必須刪除緩存和刷新瀏覽器兩次回到登錄屏幕，終於打開統計，單擊更新。 Wow!哇！ 10 more readers today above the same time yesterday. 10更多的讀者今天在上述同一時間昨天。

Wonder if any of them subscribed to the難怪，如果他們任何人訂閱了 RSS feed RSS饋送 . 。 Login to Feedburner, go to My Feeds.登錄到feedburner ，到我的供稿。 Find answer… Nope.找到答案…不會。 If anything,如果任何事情， Feedburner subscribers have fallen significantly feedburner訂戶大幅下降 . 。 Must have been that awful post yesterday, too obscure, boring, what?必須已表示，可怕的郵政昨天，太模糊，枯燥，怎麼辦？ Maybe not, maybe也許不是，也許 Google Reader was offline Google閱讀器是離線 . 。 Quick scan of other blogs with that keyphrase reveals Google Read was indeed offline.快速掃描的其他博客與keyphrase揭示了Google的閱讀確實是離線。 Phew. phew 。 Make a note to double check Feedburner stats same time tomorrow, just to make sure.請注意仔細檢查feedburner的統計資料，明天同一時間，剛剛作出肯定的。

Time?時間？

5:15pm.下午5時15分。 Jeeeeez. jeeeeez 。 Where does the time go?那裡的時間去？ Realize writing deadline from commissioning editor (no, not that one) to meet, but wife and kids returning home.實現寫作的截止日期從委託編輯器（無，而不是一） ，以滿足，但妻子和孩子回家。 Memo to self: Must spend more quality time with family.備忘錄中的自我：必須花更多的時間與質量的家庭。 Run downstairs to meet and greet.運行在樓下，以迎接和歡迎。 Discover domestic strife already in progress, anger mounts, a row is brewing, quick escape back to the home office and re-check those Feedburner stats, just in case.發現國內的紛爭已經在進步，憤怒架，一排是釀造，快速逃生部門Back to the Home辦公室，並重新勾選那些feedburner的統計資料，以防萬一。

Memo to self: discuss notion of great procrastinators of the world unite…maybe do that next week.備忘錄自我：討論的概念的偉大拖延整個世界的團結…也許這樣做，下週。

Meanwhile,與此同時， Skype voicemail Skype的語音郵件 just in from friend who has managed to get tickets for local band playing at nearby venue.只是在從朋友誰已設法獲得門票為本地樂隊玩在附近的場地。 It would be rude not to, but nearby turns out to be a two-hour drive, and the gig starts at 9pm, you’ll have to abandon the domestic environment if there is going to be any chance of a few pre-gig beers to help you relax after a hard day.它會不會粗魯，但附近原來是一個兩小時的驅動器，和檢票員開始在晚上九時，您就已經放棄的國內環境，如果有，將會有機會數前演出啤酒幫助您放鬆後，硬天。

Great gig.偉大的演出。 Late night return, forget to set your alarm for an early morning start after a boozy weekday night before…深夜返回，別忘了要設置您的警鐘清晨開始後， boozy平日的前一天晚上…