How to Get Nothing Done如何获取一事无成

First step, forget to set your alarm for an early morning start after a boozy weekday night before.第一步，忘记设置一个清晨开始后，boozy周日晚上在你报警。 That way you will wake nice and late and be ready to face the world of snoozing for another half an hour waiting for someone to bring you a strong coffee in bed.这样，你会醒来好和后期，并准备面对另一半小时的等待有人把你在床上浓咖啡想睡的世界。

Next, realize that no one is going to bring you that strong black coffee, so slowly ease yourself out of bed, take a quick bathroom break and head for the kitchen.其次，认识到，没有人会为您带来强劲的黑咖啡，这样慢慢地减轻自己的床上时，采取快速突破和浴室，厨房头。 Decide that freshly ground, and nothing else will do, in fact if we are going to make it work really well, freshly roasted and then freshly ground beans will work best for our purposes.决定，现磨，而不是其他会在事实上，如果我们要使它的工作非常好，新鲜烤，然后现磨咖啡豆的工作对我们来说最好的。

While the coffee is brewing, take a refreshing shower.虽然咖啡正在酝酿之中，需要洗个澡。 No time like the present and it will clear your head just in time for that first coffee.没有像现在，它将明确的，第一时间，你的头咖啡公正。

Oh, paper has arrived, better delve into the day's news (although of course, it's yesterday's news by default) but at least you will be almost on the ball when it comes to settling down for a hard day's work.噢，纸张已经来临，更好地把每天的新闻深入（虽然当然，这是昨天记者在默认情况下），但至少你将几乎球当谈到解决了一天的辛劳了。

Paper and coffee finished, quick time check, 10:15am.纸和咖啡成品，快速检查的时间，上午10时15分。 Perfect time, well after the rush hour traffic has gone to take some exercise.完美的时间，以及在交通繁忙时间已经采取一些行动。 Joggers on, and we're off, ah wait, almost forgot the dog, back to the house, feed the dog, joggers back on, out the door again and we're off.慢跑的，我们正在起飞，等待啊，差点忘了狗，到家里，狗饲料，慢跑来了，出了门再一次，我们正在起飞。 Couple of miles ought to do it…几英里应该这样做...

Back home.回到家里。 Dog dried off after stinky dip in local waterway.狗干起飞后，在当地水路臭下跌。 A second shower.第二个淋浴。 Finally, you're heading for that desk.最后，你走向的办公桌。

Booting up.启动了。 Uhoh, forgot to do the weekly backup last night, better set that going, which usually takes half and hour and winds up the CPU so tight that there really is no point even trying to check emails while it's going on. Uhoh，忘记了每周一次的备份昨晚，更好地将一套，这通常占用CPU的半小时，风那么紧，真的是没有意义的，甚至还试图检查电子邮件，而这回事。 Time for a second coffee and maybe some post-jog breakfast.时间为1秒咖啡，或许一些专慢跑早餐。

Right.右边。 Back to the desk.回到办公桌。 Damn, backup stalled, must be a virus.哎呀，备份停滞不前，必须有一个病毒。 Check out antivirus reviews then run the old out of date freebie that arrived on a DVD-ROM with Computer Abuser magazine months ago regardless.退房防毒评语然后运行过时轻言干预来的DVD与电脑杂志施虐者个月前，无论光盘岁。 Seems to be nothing awry.似乎没有什么差错。 So, set the backup in motion again.因此，设置运动备份一次。 Check on the dog.检查的狗。

Finally, back at the desk 11:52am, almost time for lunch.最后，回到办公桌上午11点52分，差不多的时间吃午饭。 Once again, it's not worth starting anything too heavy at this point.再次，这不是什么太值得开始在这一点上沉重。 Try checking emails and scan尝试检查电子邮件和扫描 Digg Digg 's Top Story plugin Google sidebar. 's最高故事插件谷歌工具栏。 Downloading slowly today, poor connection, might be worth trying今天下载缓慢，贫困方面，可能是值得一试 OpenDNS OpenDNS again and see if it works properly this time to speed up your connection a bit.再次，看看它是否正常工作，这一次，以加快您的连接一点。 Logged into the router, added the settings.进入路由器记录，增加了设置。 Router has to be rebooted, as does the PC, twice.路由器重新开机一样，个人电脑，两次。

OpenDNS OpenDNS still not working and worse still the computer's dropped its internet connection too, not OpenDNS fault, looks like the network card settings are also wrong.还没有工作，更糟的是计算机的放弃了互联网连接也没有OpenDNS故障，如网络卡设置相貌也是不对的。 Wife returns home from active, busy, and fulfilling morning.妻子回家，从积极的，忙碌，充实早晨。 Runs to check email on her machine, discovers cannot download at all.运行检查她的电脑上的电子邮件，发现无法下载的。 Delegates repairs to you.代表们修理你。

Eventually get wife's email to download, but she's already been and gone.最终得到妻子的电子邮件，下载，但她已经走了。 Hunger pangs pounce, realize it's well after 2pm and still not had any lunch, back to the kitchen, rustle up a quick sandwich.饥饿感突袭，实现它的好下午2点后，仍然没有任何午饭，回到厨房，建立快速三明治沙沙声。 Quick training session with the dog and then back to the desk.快速与狗训练，然后返回到桌面。

Connection working now, OpenDNS seems to have speeded up that connection very well, type in domain.cmo by mistake automatically fixes it to .com, neat.现在连接工作，OpenDNS似乎加快了这方面非常好，在domain.cmo误型自动修复它。com，整洁。 Okay, downloading dozens of emails, scan spam folder (132 messages) just in case there is one that is not about appendage enlargement from a compromised, overweight banker in Nigeria.好了，几十个下载的电子邮件，扫描垃圾邮件文件夹（132信息），以防万一有一个是不是从一个妥协的附属品，在尼日利亚超重银行家扩大。 Nope nothing there but garbage.都能跟得上什么也没有，但垃圾。

But, there is one email from a blog fan asking how to become a blogger.但是，有一个从一个博客迷的电子邮件，询问如何成为一个Blogger。 Better take a few moments to reply in detail you never know when the up and coming blogger could be your next commissioning editor.更好地利用一些时间，详细回答你永远不知道什么时候行动和未来博客可以是你的下一个调试器。 Double check email, spell check, send.仔细检查电子邮件，拼写检查，发送。 Uh-oh, forgot to add promised attachment.哦，忘了补充承诺的附件。 Re-open message, add attachment, re-send.重新打开邮件，添加附件，重新发送。 Attachment too big, bounces back.附件太大，反弹。 Open original file editor and attempt to compress, got attachment down to just half a megabyte, send it again with apology to up and coming commissioning editor (who is still at college you realize after re-reading their email).打开原始文件编辑器，并试图压缩，附着到了只有50兆字节，把它再次道歉和未来的调试器（谁是你在大学还是在实现重新阅读他们的电子邮件）。

Absolutely worn out from all this effort, need a break.绝对穿的这一切努力了，需要休息。 Twitter叽叽喳喳 about what you've been up to, just to chill out, and check on that Digg sidebar again, oh and wait a minute haven't hit Stumble toolbar for a while, hey what an amazing panorama of the lakeside skyline.关于你去过最多，只是冷静下来，并在此再次检查Digg Sidebar的，哦，等待一分钟都没有命中，而绊倒了工具栏，嘿多么湖畔的天际线惊人的全景。

Oh, better check the old blog comment queue, just in case there is some activity.哦，更好地检查旧博客评论队列，以防万一有一些活动。 Nope, just one single comment awaiting moderation: “really am lining your website, mor e and better thanks NDgfggff,” it says.不，只需一个简单的评论等待温和：“真的很衬你的网站，提供更为更好的感谢NDgfggff，”它说。 Hmmm.嗯。 Spam垃圾邮件 anyway, mark it as spam then check无论如何，它标记为垃圾邮件，然后检查 Akismet folder for the rest of the comment spam Akismet文件夹的评论垃圾其余 . 。 148! 148！ Bah!算了吧！ Quickly scan them page after page, find no false positives, “Delete All”.他们快速扫描一页页后，没有发现假阳性，“全部删除”。

Of course, all this comment spam, must be due to increased traffic, so take a look at web stats, login to control panel with old password, have to delete cache and refresh browser twice to get back to the login screen, finally open stats, click update.当然，所有这一切垃圾评论，必须是由于增加的交通，所以要在网站统计看，登录到控制面板的旧密码，必须删除浏览器缓存和刷新两次回到登录屏幕，终于打开统计，点击更新。 Wow!哇！ 10 more readers today above the same time yesterday. 10个以上的读者，同时今天昨天。

Wonder if any of them subscribed to the不知道如果他们订阅了 RSS feed RSS提要 . 。 Login to Feedburner, go to My Feeds.登录到Feedburner的，去我的求职。 Find answer… Nope.寻找答案...不行。 If anything,如果有什么事情， Feedburner subscribers have fallen significantly Feedburner的用户大幅下降 . 。 Must have been that awful post yesterday, too obscure, boring, what?一定是昨天的可怕后，也模糊，镗，什么？ Maybe not, maybe也许不是，也许 Google Reader was offline谷歌阅读器脱机 . 。 Quick scan of other blogs with that keyphrase reveals Google Read was indeed offline.快速与其他关键词的博客扫描显示谷歌的确是离线阅读。 Phew.唷。 Make a note to double check Feedburner stats same time tomorrow, just to make sure.请记，仔细检查Feedburner的统计明天同一时间，只是为了确保。

Time?时间？

5:15pm.下午五时十五分。 Jeeeeez. Jeeeeez。 Where does the time go?哪里的时间呢？ Realize writing deadline from commissioning editor (no, not that one) to meet, but wife and kids returning home.实现以书面委托编辑器（不，不是那个），以满足期限，但妻子和孩子回家。 Memo to self: Must spend more quality time with family.备忘录自：必须花更多的时间与家人的质量。 Run downstairs to meet and greet.跑到楼下的会面场所。 Discover domestic strife already in progress, anger mounts, a row is brewing, quick escape back to the home office and re-check those Feedburner stats, just in case.发现已经在进行国内冲突，愤怒的坐骑，一列正在酝酿之中，迅速逃回到家庭办公和重新检查，以防万一的Feedburner的统计数据，。

Memo to self: discuss notion of great procrastinators of the world unite…maybe do that next week.备忘录自：讨论世界上伟大的拖延者的观念不团结...也许在下周。

Meanwhile,同时， Skype voicemail Skype语音邮件 just in from friend who has managed to get tickets for local band playing at nearby venue.刚从朋友谁已经设法获得当地在附近的比赛场馆带票。 It would be rude not to, but nearby turns out to be a two-hour drive, and the gig starts at 9pm, you'll have to abandon the domestic environment if there is going to be any chance of a few pre-gig beers to help you relax after a hard day.这将是不粗鲁，但附近的证明是一两个小时的车程，和演出于晚上九时开始，你就必须放弃国内环境是否有将是任何一个机会，前几年，演出啤酒帮助您放松忙碌一天后。

Great gig.伟大的演出。 Late night return, forget to set your alarm for an early morning start after a boozy weekday night before…深夜返回，忘记设置一个清晨开始后，boozy周日晚上在你报警...