How to Achieve Blogging Immortality

Have you noticed how none of us is getting any older? Last time I checked over my resume page on Sciencebase.com I was still the same, fairly fresh-faced guy I was five years ago when I had my portrait photo done. I don’t seem to have aged at all. Similarly, Dwight Silverman looks the same today at the first time I saw him on Twitter and some of my close blogging friends, among them Wayne Smallman and EyeonDNA star Hsien-Hsien Lei are looking no older today than when we first connected via IM. What’s going on?

Fellow tips and hacks bloggers JohnTP, Darren Rowse, and Amit Agarwal aren’t noticeably different in appearance since I first subscribed to their feeds, although I must admit John Chow looks a little bit worse for wear after the recent Google pagerank demotions, which were almost as significant as the fall of Pluto from its status as a planet. Nevertheless, it’s almost as if they’ve all achieved blogging immortality. What’s their secret I wonder?