Making the Most of Your Comment Spam使您的大多數垃圾評論

The那個 Akismet akismet comment spam filter plugin, which runs on both Sciencetext and Sciencebase has just passed the 100,000 trapped spam mark for those two sites combined.評論的垃圾郵件過濾器插件，運行在這兩個sciencetext和sciencebase剛剛通過100000被困垃圾郵件馬克為這兩個網站合併。 Doesn’t that strike you as an awful lot of wasted effort on the part of the comment spammers?不罷工，你作為一個可怕的浪費了很多的努力，對部分的評論，垃圾郵件發送者呢？ So many spams, thinly sliced and discarded automatically!這麼多的垃圾郵件，薄片狀和自動丟棄！

But, wouldn’t it be good if one could make use of all that spam instead of simply throwing it away.但是，它不會好，如果一個可以利用的所有垃圾郵件，而不只是投擲帶走。 At one time, when I was a correspondent for New Scientist, the early days of spam used to provide endless amusement and fodder for the backpage.在同一時間，當我是一個記者，為新的科學家，早年的垃圾郵件，用來提供無窮的娛樂及飼料為backpage 。 But, writing witty anecdotes around the concept of lager breasts (sic) is just so passe these days.但是，寫作風趣軼事左右的概念，啤酒的乳房（原文如此） ，只是使passe這些天。 So, what else might that spam be used for.所以，還有什麼可能會認為，垃圾郵件用於。 A blackhat SEO person might think to themselves: All those keyword-laden spams, being posted to specific posts, what if a pattern could be discerned in the apparent randomness of spam ads for ringtones, ED drugs, or those apocalyptic lager breasts. 1 blackhat徐人可能會認為自己是：所有這些關鍵字拉丹垃圾郵件，被張貼到具體職位，如果一種模式可以分辨是在明顯的隨機性，垃圾郵件廣告鈴聲，教育署藥物，或在那些世界末日啤酒的乳房。

What if someone were to find that pattern and use it to create pages within a website that would actually be useful and informative and simultaneously attractive to the search engine spiders?什麼如果有人找到了這一模式，並用它來創建網頁網站，實際上有用的信息和有吸引力的同時向搜索引擎Spider ？ Such pages would not only draw traffic but also potentially boost a site’s rank for particularly lucrative keywords?這些網頁不僅會提請交通，但也可能提高一個網站的排名，特別是利潤豐厚的關鍵字？ What if…?如果有什麼… … ？

SEOBlackhat seoblackhat had a wonderful classification for all the various types of comment spammer out there, which we have adapted somewhat from their original list:有一個美好的分類為所有不同類型的評論垃圾郵件發送者那裡，我們已經適應了有點從原來的名單：

The Suck-up (Wow! Great site, I’ll be back again soon visitng), the Foreigner (Wow! Site great is looking, now thanks are we coming back visitng)該吸- （哇，大遺址，我將再次回到盡快的網站） ，外國人（哇，網站偉大的期待，現在感謝我們回來的網站）

The Tourette Terror (Wow! Site, Ringtones, Rx該雷特恐怖（哇，網站，鈴聲的RX Casinos賭場 , Pumps, Dominatrix Visitng!!!!!) ，水泵， dominatrix的網站!!!!!)

The Compulsive Gambler (Wow! Great casino site, free Texas Holdem Visitng soon, FREE first punt),強制賭徒（哇，大賭場的網站，免費德州holdem的網站很快，免費，自由第一邦特） ，

The Porn Queen Web Cammer (Wow! Great site come and see me naked with 20 guys, triple penetration action, Visitng soon)色情皇后的Web卡默（哇，偉大的網站來見我，裸體與20傢伙，三重的滲透行動，盡快的網站）

The Combatant (Wow! Yer site is just total shite, I’ll kill you if we eva meet, not visitng eva again!),戰鬥（哇， yer網站，只是總shite ，我會殺死你，如果我們長榮滿足，而不是長榮的網站再次！ ） ，

The Crazed Drug Addict (Wow! Great site for finding Rx, Viagra, hydrocodine,該瘋狂的吸毒者（哇，大遺址發現的RX ，威而鋼， hydrocodine ， phentermine芬特明 , discount phentermine, visitng again for Rx), the Insecure Guy (Wow! I found latest penis enlargemtn pump patch herbal pills and lager breasts”, the Headbanger (Wow! visitng ghtyriq qwerty gytuei hhghhg)折扣優惠，芬特明，的網站，再次表示RX ） ，不安全的傢伙（哇，我發現最新的陰莖enlargemtn泵修補程序中草藥丸和啤酒的乳房“ ， headbanger （哇的網站ghtyriq鍵盤gytuei hhghhg ）

And, last but not least the Mad Scientist (Wow! I just discovered an entirely new form of physics and meta quantum mechanics, way to solve all the world’s problems but not cold fusion better, Einstein and Newton were like totally wrong, quantum plutonium no need for wind farms solar we all will die not without moving to a new planet light years quickly now, give me a grant, visitng soon as again, kindly do the needful!)和，最後但並非最不重要的瘋狂科學家（哇，我剛才發現了一個完全新形式的物理和量子力學的中繼方式，以解決世界上所有的問題，但不冷聚變更好，愛因斯坦和牛頓一樣是完全錯誤的，量子钚沒有必要為風力發電場太陽能我們都將死於不無移動到一個新的星球輕年迅速，現在，給我一個補助金，盡快的網站再次，好心做需要的！ ）