I assume everyone else on twitter gets new followers with bizarre bios, here are a few of the most recent indecipherable, unitelligible, pointless, lame and downright hilarious personal statements and my first thoughts about those followers.

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“A current person I?????§ known by his appearance” – I was always told not to judge a book by it’s cover

“Yung n’ Handsome” – Well, you’re not …

There are four words that differentiate Pinterest from Twitter, according to DT: Use, look, want, and need.

Those four verbs make Pinterest stand out because they highlight how so much of the network’s appeal is grounded in the idea of acquiring stuff. Pinterest users talk about possessing and observing things whereas a textual analysis of Twitter by comparison showed users favoring words like: now, tonight, watching and going, which suggests Twitter is more about commenting on …

A rather offensive update appeared on my Facebook page yesterday, it was a repost link to a SoundCloud file from a hiphop act whose banter was laced with expletives from the opening bars. It announced to the world just how bad I’d got. I was down with the ‘hood, yo, bro etc…except, I wasn’t, I’m not, nothing against hiphop some of its finer purveyors make some groovy beats, but this wasn’t my style and …